Running With the Big Dogs
By Alistair Weaver, European Editor Email
Date posted: 02-24-2009

The 2010 Jaguar XFR sneaks up on you. You have to drive with one eye on the speedometer, cross-checking your perception of speed with the reality displayed in black, white and red. The XFR is not a raw-edged racing sedan; it's a supercharged 510-horsepower express that baits the BMW M5 with its sheer sophistication.

The Jaguar XFR is a fast, beautiful and very British challenge to the hegemony of German sport sedans, good enough to makes moustaches quiver in Ingolstadt, Munich and Stuttgart. If the introduction of the XF sedan last year woke Jaguar from its self-induced slumber, the 2010 XFR gives it a potent shot of caffeine.

With the 2010 Jaguar XFR, the guys at Jag have finally delivered the car they've been promising ever since Ford began pumping money into the company in 1990. It's ironic that new owner Tata Motors will be the one to get the credit.

As Always, It Starts With an Engine
It's been a long time coming, but the new 5.0-liter Jaguar V8 is finally with us. A naturally aspirated example will follow soon, but it's the supercharged version that concerns us here. It might be known as the AJ-V8 Gen III, but this is effectively an all-new motor with just two parts shared with the old 4.2-liter V8. The key technology in this R-Type application is direct injection, variable valve timing for both intake and exhaust, twin intercoolers and the latest Roots-type, twin-vortex supercharger.

Turbochargers have been in the news a lot lately, especially with BMW's decision to implement the technology in its street cars, but a new generation of supercharger technology has also recently arrived. Jaguar chose to continue its past work with supercharging in the interests of throttle response, efficiency and packaging. Now that AMG has largely abandoned the Kompressor, the use of supercharging also gives the Jag a key point of difference compared with its German rivals. The new engine is mated to the familiar ZF 6HP28 six-speed automatic, although it's been uprated to cope with the extra thrust.

And the thrust ratings are certainly impressive, as the Jaguar engineers targeted 500 hp in the belief that this is now a prerequisite for entry in the hyper-sedan club. To this end, the 2010 Jaguar XFR's supercharged 5.0-liter V8 offers up 510 hp between 6,000 and 6,500 rpm, with 461 pound-feet of torque between 2,500 and 5,500 rpm. This compares pretty impressively with the Audi RS6's ratings of 580 hp and 479 lb-ft of torque, the BMW M5's output of 500 hp and 383 lb-ft of torque and the Mercedes-Benz E63 AMG's 507 hp and 464 lb-ft of torque.

Get Down the Road
Those figures are impressive, even in a car that weighs 4,169 pounds. Jaguar claims the XFR gets to 60 mph from a standstill in 4.6 seconds on the way to the quarter-mile in 13.1 seconds. It accelerates from 50 mph to 70 mph in just 1.9 seconds and top speed is electronically limited to 155 mph. This is a thunderous car, and you don't have to work for the performance as you do in the naturally aspirated Merc or BeeEm. You rely not on the power but on the huge dollops of torque served up by the compressor.

This distinctive power production together with the superbly smooth gearbox is the key to the XFR sedan's stealthy performance. Plus the engine is so quiet that you're never aware that it's working very hard. Jaguar has all but eliminated the supercharger whine that always laid down a soundtrack to the old blown 4.2-liter V8, and the 5.0-liter V8 emits a deep, bass woofle that's never more than subdued. And just like the 2010 Ford Mustang and 2009 Ford Focus RS, there's a system in place to introduce engine sounds into the cockpit for a little more personality.

Nevertheless, this engine is actually too quiet. After all, if you've spent this much on a sport sedan, you deserve a bit of theater. The 2010 Jaguar XFR is another modern car that sounds better from the sidewalk than it does from the driver seat. Perhaps Jaguar might do well to offer an optional version of the new active exhaust system featured by the latest Jaguar XKR sports car.

A Sport Sedan That's Sporting
There are two significant chassis developments that the R-Type designation brings to the XF sedan: Active Differential Control (ADC) and Adaptive Dynamics. ADC is simply a differential that uses electronics to control the torque distributed to each wheel, operating only when required. The differential control works in conjunction with the stability control to manipulate the horsepower in all road conditions. It is hugely effective, enabling the car to pull away smoothly and cleanly with significant steering input, even on a wet surface.

Meanwhile, the Adaptive Dynamics system modifies the throttle and gearbox response depending on the way you're driving, while also altering the parameters of the continuously variable suspension damping. Put simply, it recognizes that you now want to play and will quickly switch to a more aggressive damping setting. As a result, you can take advantage of the suspension's comfort without having to sacrifice readiness for the fun zones.

Of course, this technology also makes the 2010 Jaguar XFR nowhere near as raw as an M5. The BeeEm demands your full attention, all of the time. The Jag isn't like that. The ride, while significantly firmer than a standard XF, is still pleasingly supple. Even with standard 20-inch wheels and tires plus a fast-acting steering ratio, the R-Type feels more sophisticated than the M-car. Yet this shouldn't be mistaken for a lack of talent, or ambition. The XFR sedan is stealthy, but still capable and entertaining.

The harder you try, the better it responds. You brake hard and deep into the corner (the front discs now measure 14.9 inches) to offset any initial understeer and then lean on the throttle pedal and ride the engine's torque. In high-speed corners, the XFR starts to feel lighter and smaller than it actually is, helped by crisp, accurate and well-weighted steering that's significantly better than that of the opposition. The six-speed ZF automatic is also an ideal foil for the V8, swapping cogs swifty with the aid of the shift paddles on the steering wheel and, in manual mode, refusing to change up without human intervention.

The stability control also has two modes: standard and track. In theory, the latter allows you to play a little, but it still intervenes strongly and relatively early. Of course, you can also turn the system off altogether, at which point the Jag can easily be tempted into glamorous, heroic powerslides, the sort of thing Jaguar development driver Mike Cross has spent a lifetime perfecting. The Jag XFR is much more amenable to oversteer than an M5 or an RS6. It isn't the Jag's default setting, but if you want to be a hooligan, it's happy to oblige.

The Look of Speed
The XF has been designed from the outset as a sport sedan, but the R-Type has given it an added dose of machismo. The chrome-mesh air ducts in the redesigned front fenders and the usual R-Type mesh grille are the most obvious visual changes that contribute to the car's aggressive new face. You'll also notice a deeper front bumper, louvers in the hood, extended rocker-sill skirts, a subtle spoiler on the deck lid, quad exhaust tips and of course the big 20-inch wheels inscribed with "supercharged." It's a comprehensive package that stays on the right side of tasteful.

The revisions within the interior are modest. You get discreet "R" badges on the steering wheel and fascia, a new twist to the aluminum trim, plus sport seats that move in 14 different directions. The only other tweak is to the instrument dials, which now boast a "supercharged" logo and a red needle. The Jaguar XFR remains a thoroughly nice place to be, even if there isn't as much room in the rear seat as you'd find in the Audi RS6.

The Price of Speed
The 2010 Jaguar XFR will come with a price tag of $80,000, which is a long way from the $52,000 of the entry-level XF sedan, but also a fair way below the supercharged $96,000 XKR coupe. Most important, the XFR sedan's price tag is $5,500 less than a BMW M5.

Just as with the XF sedan, the new R-Type probably won't get the instant badge recognition of a car from AMG, the M division or Quattro GmbH, but this new Jag deserves to run with the best. Handsome, massively quick and hugely capable, this car fulfills the XF's potential.

At last Jaguar is back in the game.

2009 Jaguar XFR
Top Cat: New 510-hp Leaper is the Best of the Breed
By Mike Connor

You know you're suffering from hp-war battle fatigue when your first reaction to the news the Jaguar XFR's all-new, supercharged 5.0L direct-injection V-8 develops 510 hp is a faintly disappointed "Oh..." It might outgun the 500-hp BMW M5 and the 507-hp Mercedes-Benz E63 AMG, but it comes up short against Cadillac's mighty 556-hp CTS-V and Audi's head-banging 572-hp RS6. We're here to tell you, however, that sheer horsepower ain't everything. Just point the new XFR at your favorite stretch of gnarly two-lane, nail the gas, and you'll soon see what we mean.

The XFR is, of course, the new flagship car in an upgraded and expanded XF range for the 2010 model year. By now you will have noticed the entirely predictable exterior mods: a new front bumper fascia with large air intakes, deeper sills, a vented hood, new 20-in. alloy wheels, and quad tailpipes. Inside, the XFR retains the XF's cool and charismatic interior design, though Dark Oak veneer is the standard wood trim, complementing a unique dark mesh-aluminum dash panel. The XFR's front seats feature electrically adjustable bolsters for greater side support.

The big news is all under the skin: suspension tweaks that include magneto-rheological shocks, bigger brakes, an active differential, and the supercharged version of the all-new AJ-V8 Gen III engine.

The 5.0L Gen III has been designed in-house at Jaguar. The new engine is almost an inch shorter than the current 4.2L V-8, thanks to the relocation of the oil pump. The aluminum block is now a high-pressure die-cast item with cross-bolted main bearing caps. The four-valve cylinder heads are made from recycled aluminum, and the camshafts feature variable valve timing activated by the torque motions of the valves themselves instead of oil pressure, enabling the oil pump to be reduced in size. The engine features what Jaguar claims is an industry-first direct-injection system with centrally mounted, multihole, spray-guided injectors.

First Drive: 2009 Infiniti FX35

Nissan builds a faster cheetah
David Booth, National Post Published: Friday, February 20, 2009

The Infiniti FX35 gets an improved 303-horsepower V6 engine

Of all the vehicles I have tested, one of the least likely candidates for cult classic status is Infiniti's FX35. Oh, sure, from its inception it sported a striking visage, what with its "bionic cheetah" styling, big ol' wheels and a countenance that is just a bit more daring than your average sport-utility replicant.

But, SUVs, sporty or not, are a dime a dozen these days and, except for odd creatures with specific abilities -- such as Land Rovers -- few seem to generate much loyalty. Everyone might lust after an SUV (even if they don't buy one for economic reasons), but few are undyingly loyal to a specific vehicle -- except for the first-generation FX35.

I have known many an Infiniti owner who swears by them, enough that most actually lament the end of their lease. Convinced that they entered the leasing market to switch vehicles, many FX35 owners have trouble giving up their old paint.

In marketing circles, the loyalty to the first-gen FX35 was even odder as it was the runt of the litter. Pride of place in the FX series went to the FX45, powered by a 4.5-litre V8. But, as all powerful as the 45 was, it was a rough-riding beast that sacrificed much in the way of creature comforts for its sporting aptitude. No such comprises marred the FX35 and, for a select crowd, there was nowhere they could get a dramatically styled SUV with so much performance for so little money. In other words, there are some very big shoes for the totally revamped 2009 version to fill.

One could accuse Infiniti of wimping out a little in the styling department, as the 2009 version doesn't look much different from the '08. But, to give Nissan's luxury brand credit, at least the modest changes the company made haven't softened the FX's edge. The new model's gaping front grille looks even more predatory than before and the bulges on its quarter panels are a little more pronounced.

It's under the hood-- where the updated VQ35HR 3.5L V6 lives -- where the real upgrades have transpired. Now breathing through twin throttle bodies, the FX35 boasts 303 horsepower. That's enough muscle for a mid-six-second run to 100 kilometres an hour, reason enough to (almost) forget about the fuel-hogging 5.0L FX50 version.

What's truly surprising is how sporting the six-cylinder engine sounds. V6s are notoriously difficult to make aurally appealing. Just ask Mercedes, which, despite its many abilities, still hasn't found a way to make the C-Class family of V6s sound like anything other than a tramp steamer. The Infiniti motor, on the other hand, sounds rorty as all get out, like it wants to--as Eddie Murphy sang with mediocrity -- party all the time. Matched to a close-ratio, seven-speed automatic with paddle shifters, the 3.5L likes to spin, its penchant for high rpm very much like Nissan's 370Z sports coupe. The allusion is apt since its engine is all but identical.

The FX35 also does an admirable job of emulating the Z's cornering ability. Though it rides on higher-profile, 18-inch tires rather than the FX50's 20s, there's still plenty of grip and precious little roll. It seems (oxy)moronic to buy an SUV so it can emulate a sports car, but, if that's what you want, that's what the FX35 delivers. It also does so without the buckboard ride of its V8-powered sibling (or the BMW X5 that the FX50 so slavishly tries to emulate). It may not be Lexus RX soft, but it won't shake the fillings out of your teeth.

Inside, there's an elegance that was missing from the first generation. The '09's build quality is excellent as are the materials. And even if they aren't quite up to Audi's top-notch standards, they'll do quite nicely. The FX35's cabin also doesn't lack for amenities, loaded to the gills (properly packaged, of course) with one of the better navigation systems, an excellent stereo and ventilated as well as heated seats. But, the killer app -- that technological thingy you can boast to all your friends -- is Infiniti's Around View Monitor system, which essentially offers a 360-degree view of everything around the vehicle via a set of four exterior cameras and the navi system's LED screen.

In just about every way, the 2009 FX35 improves upon its predecessor. It is larger, sportier, more powerful and better appointed -- succeeding where so many sophomore efforts have failed. The question, then, is whether those improvements are sufficient to guarantee the second-generation model the same cult status the original enjoyed.

THE SPECS

Type of vehicle: All-wheel-drive, mid-sized SUV

Engine: 3.5L DOHC V6

Power :303 hp @ 6,900 rpm; 262 lb-ft of torque @ 4,800 rpm

Transmission: Seven-speed manumatic

Brakes: Four-wheel disc with ABS

Tires: P265/60R18

Price: base/as tested: $50,700/$56,450

Destination charge: $1,825

Transport Canada fuel economy L/100 km: 13.3 city, 9.3 hwy.

Standard features: Power door locks, windows and mirrors, dual-zone climate control air conditioning, Bose 11-speaker AM/FM/ CD/MP3 audio system, XM satellite radio, steering wheel-mounted audio controls, Bluetooth hands-free phone system, cruise control, power glass sunroof, information display, power tilt and telescopic steering wheel, leather seats, eight-way power front seats, heated and cooled front seats, auto headlights, dual front air bags, front seat side air bags, front and rear side curtain air bags, rollover sensor, immobilizer and antitheft systems

Infiniti Essence Concept Revealed
Embodies Core Infiniti Values for the Future
by Sam StockleyMarch 3, 2009 2:31 PM



L'eau d'Infiniti. A brand personification; Infiniti's 'Essence' in concept form. Presented this week at the Geneva Motor Show, the Essence showcases Infiniti's core values for the future and a compact celebration of the brand's past. Heralding a future of Infiniti's 'Inspired Performance' into the luxury super-coupe market for the first time, the Essence aims at re-establishing Infiniti at the heart of the world's most vibrant brands and positioning it towards the most exclusive.
With a first for Infiniti, the Essence provides the company's first motor show preview of their petrol/electric hybrid powertrain. Dubbed appropriately as 'responsibly powerful', the combination of 3.7-litre twin-turbo V6 engine and the firm's new 3D electric motor feed a mighty 600 PS to a rear-wheel-drive setup. An equally mighty 160 PS being chanelled from the electric motor, the technology works on optimisations to the layout of the electromagnetic coils and permanent magnets - decreasing the lithium-ion battery's size and increasing output.
But the concept's essence requires further investigation. Turning to the design, the Essence is not about showing signs of wealth or success, says Shiro Nakamura, Senior Vice President of Design. It's a 'driver's car', but not an 'aggressive sports car'. Infiniti's "Dynamic Adeyaka" is said to inspire design from both the human and natural worlds, bringing a new classical and dynamic shape to the brand not experimented with in Infiniti's 20-year history.


The Essence is as much a driver's car in the cabin - while the cabin is as much a passenger's car. Two seperate 'cocoons' - the driver's side themed black and the passenger's side themed 'earthy red' - dominate the interior's design. But designers claim the real magic is the 'hidden tech' - allowing minimalism in place of controls and information overload. An exclusive range of luggage specifically designed for the concept car by Louis Vuitton harks back to the partnerships first made with coachbuilders in 1908.

Coinciding not only with the brand's 20-year anniversary as a platform for the three pillars of Infiniti (driving pleasure, hospitality and peace of mind), the Essence takes Infiniti forward with their current challenge: introduction into the European market.Source: Infiniti

2009 Hyundai i20 and i20 Blue Concept - Auto Shows

Hyundai’s little subcompact makes its big debut.
BY TOM LUDWICK, PHOTOGRAPHY BY MATTHIAS KNOEDLER AND THE MANUFACTURER

The big news in Hyundai’s camp at the 2008 Paris auto show is the tiny i20 B-segment car. This all-new addition to the i line will replace the economic and reliable Getz predecessor.
The i20 was designed and developed in Europe, along with the i10 (which we don’t get in the U.S.) and the stylish i30 known here as the Elantra Touring. Thus the design elements are similar. Up front, a chrome-topped grille is flanked by teardrop headlights, and all models come standard with 16-inch alloys.
Inside, Hyundai claims the i20 blends luxury and versatility. There are four trim levels—classic, comfort, style, and premium. Each abounds with standard features such as climate control, CD and MP3 audio, a multifunction steering wheel, keyless entry, and power windows and mirrors.
To pack some practicality into its tiny body, the i20 employs the usual tricks. The rear seats split 60/40, there is a low lip in the rear cargo area, and it will swallow 10.4 cubic feet of junk. The glovebox is cooled much like the Chill Zone in Chrysler vehicles and there are many handy storage spaces throughout the cabin.
Under the hood, the i20 offers a smattering of powertrain options. There are three gas-powered flavors: 1.2, 1.4, and 1.6-liter inline-fours; with horsepower ranging from 77 in the 1.2 to 124 in the 1.6. The efficiency highlight of the gas engines is the 1.2, which returns 45 mpg on the European combined cycle. To meet the Euro demand for torquey and efficient diesels, there are two versions of the 1.4-liter and two versions of the 1.6-liter. The star here is the 113-hp 1.4-liter that delivers an impressive 55 mpg.
The Newest Member of the i-Blue Family
Following hot on the footsteps of the all-new i20, the i20 Blue Concept pushes the efficiency envelope even further. The ‘Blue’ concept includes enhancements to the powertrain, aerodynamics, and chassis.

Hyundai started with the 1.4-liter CRDi diesel engine and mated it to a six-speed manual. The ratios were altered in 3rd, 4th, and 5th to keep engine rpm low. The engine software was also tuned for the high efficiency and low emissions. Hyundai even went as far as to use low-friction, high-performance engine oil which has been known to improve mileage as much as two percent.
Other modifications include a start-stop system to cut the engine when the car is not moving and the tranny is in neutral. Outside, the ground clearance has been lowered an unnoticeable 15 mm and full-length covers enhance aerodynamics underneath.
Hyundai says the package should result in 64 mpg on the European combined cycle and a 15-percent reduction in carbon emissions. Performance from the 1.4-liter—which puts out 89 hp and 162 lb-ft—is a top speed of 109 mph and a 0-62 time of around 13 seconds.
No i20 for the U.S.
Set to be launched early 2009, the i20 will only be available across the pond with no word on a version for the States. The i20 Blue is so far only a concept but we wouldn’t be surprised to see it join the production Blue family along with the 2011 Sonata hybrid and Santa Fe Blue hybrid.

2011 Hyundai Sonata Hybrid

Hyundai plans to meet the 35-mpg fleet average by 2015.

BY ALISA PRIDDLE AND JON YANCA

Hyundai used the L.A. auto show to announce its first U.S.-market hybrid vehicle. The next-generation Hyundai Sonata will be a full hybrid, meaning it can run on electricity alone at low speed and for a limited distance.
Hyundai will use a unique version of a two-mode—or parallel—hybrid system designed to operate at peak efficiency in both city and highway driving. The Sonata will be the first hybrid to use lithium-polymer batteries instead of the current nickel-metal hydride or planned lithium-ion applications. The Korean manufacturer says the use of lithium-polymer batteries will result in a more durable and space-efficient package than other hybrids. The Sonata hybrid will not be a plug-in hybrid but Hyundai plans to add such a system alongside a fuel-cell vehicle at some point in the future.
The Sonata hybrid is due to launch in 2010, likely as a 2011 model. This hybrid introduction, accompanied by high-mileage “Blue” editions of the Accent and Elantra, will help Hyundai achieve a fleet average of 35 mpg by 2015, five years ahead of the 35-mpg CAFE requirement’s 2020 effective date.

Hyundai has already said it plans to start selling an Elantra in Korea in July 2009 as the automaker’s first ever gas-electric hybrid vehicle.
Seven-Vehicle Plan

Hyundai will introduce seven new vehicles by the end of 2011 under what it calls its 24/7 Version 2.0 program. It is the second phase of a product onslaught that began with the original 24/7 that called for the launch of seven new vehicles from 2004 to 2006.
First up under the new plan is the Elantra Touring five-door hatchback, based on the i30 wagon sold in Europe, which is slated to begin production in November for sale in early 2009. Second to bat will be the 2010 Genesis coupe in the first quarter of 2009.

2009 HUMMER H3T Alpha

By Sajeev Mehta
March 13, 2009

Walked into a HUMMER dealership lately? The poster child for everything wrong with the automotive industry went from a vibrant, stylish lounge for conspicuous consumption to a somber, museum-like tribute to modern architecture and failed business models. It’s a sad combination of soaring heights and eerie, uncomfortable silence. This also describes the HUMMER H3T Alpha to the proverbial T: the brand’s failed promises of functionality and fashion for a premium price culminate into the worst product rollout of the 2009 model year.
But wait a moment: can we still party like its 1999? The H3T’s rugged proportions, slender overhangs, unmolested lines and an unbelievably evocative front grille could’ve set the burgeoning SUV flame into a five alarm fire. It’s a brand honest effort in contrast to every other GM division that squanders, distorts or disregards their potential. The style is classically right, but socially wrong.



Which makes it right, in a historically perverse way. Driving the H3T down Houston’s boulevard of broken dreams feels like the (hopelessly optimistic) pink tailfins of a ’59 Caddy cruising Pennsylvania Avenue while a black armband protest against the Vietnam War looms in the background. Two generations, two schools of thought collide all over again: part of which is why the H3T is the coolest lifestyle-enhancing wannabe ever created. No matter what you think, there will never be a vehicle like this again.
And that’s gotta be worth something, since there’s not much worth cheering for inside. While HUMMER infused the Chevy Colorado’s interior with a great pair of contrast-piped leather seats and faux cowhide door inserts, the rest of the re-skin reeks of down market dour. Unyielding plastics are immensely stain proof, and the black chrome center stack absolutely begs for more reinforcements to justify the H3T’s lofty asking price. And from the mudslide of bass from the Monsoon Audio to the lack of a rear seat armrest, the baby HUMMER is lost in the dark ages of SUV interiors.

Note: if an H3 driver cuts you off in the shopping mall parking garage, don’t hate the player. Hate the game. The memorable styling of the HUMMER brand translates into side/rear visibility that makes a Chrysler 300 blush. The only lifeline to scratch free sheetmetal is a pair of gargantuan side view mirrors, creating a series of educated guesses as to where the 5-foot bed lies in relation to fixed objects. With these sightlines, the HUMMER lifestyle requires a damn good spotter for any serious four-wheelin’ event.
But things ease up back in the real world of the urban cowboy. The H3T is an easy rider, with basketball-height sidewalls and a softly sprung suspension. But the chassis has more flex than you’d expect in a modern pickup. No surprise there, the third-rate engineering of the Chevy Colorado shows up again. And this isn’t a hack job of the H3 SUV: the fully enclosed baby-HUMMER fares no better in back-to-back testing.
Which makes the off road ready H3T’s poor handling less of a surprise. The Alpha HUMMER still weighs in at a massive 5069lb, with more body roll, brake dive and understeer compared to the (relatively) refined movements of a full-size Chevy pickup. Maybe that’s fine—this brand makes no bones about it’s admirable off road manners coming straight from the factory.
Don’t like it? Don’t buy it. But that cocky attitude no longer works for the Big H.
So consider the H3T’s genuine truck bed with a handful of rails, tie downs and hidden storage tricks. Plus, being V8 motivated, this must be a manly man’s truck: the unique “Alpha” interior/exterior badging and brushed aluminum plaque bearing GM’s Performance Parts trademark (on the engine) mean something. Or not: the H3T Alpha has far more “area under the curve” over the standard offering’s five-pot mill, but the modest peak numbers and a quad-cog gearbox fail to motivate this leviathan in a fashion befitting Detroit’s other body-on-frame beasts.

So the H3T Alpha is the quasi-truck that prefers you not compare it to a real truck, much less the other poseurs at Chevrolet, Ford and Honda showrooms. That’s because the HUMMER’s payload capacity is almost 400lb less than the car-like Ridgeline, and tows about 1000lb less than the independently sprung Ford Sport Trac. The bed is an ergonomic triple threat: small, narrow and tall. Don’t even think about the folding mid-gate from the Chevy Avalanche as the H3T isn’t built on that GM platform. Oops.

If we still lived in the SUV’s heyday, the HUMMER H3T Alpha’s lack of substance wouldn’t mean squat. It’s got the right look, has a mean (sounding) engine and works like a somewhat incompetent pickup. But the market has changed, and even if HUMMER used their whole ass while creating the H3T Alpha they’d still screw the pooch. Hasta la vista, baby.